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# Chuck Boris
(heat_komotion, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# London
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:31, archived)
# By which, of course, I mean
"your post is as big as London".
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# And the mods have it!
If you are here, please do follow his link - it is fucking enormous, but worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# But its still too big after optimising


(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# we extend the file limits
and you shit on them

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# WOAH, YES HE DID
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:33, archived)
# VHS...
...haaa haaaa!....:D

(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# yes, it says something about images that look abit like porn
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# :P...
...and...:P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# .


edit: actually it's quite funny, just needs optimising
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:35, archived)
# To be fair though, it would be nice if he resized it, because it is a funny post.
There are no rooftops in London, only vegetable patches which Chuck Boris has yet to allow to grow.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:36, archived)
#
your post -- has been fixed,,, yay!


(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:38, archived)
# That's really good, but it's bigger than Christ's cock.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:39, archived)
# Christopher Tate?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:42, archived)
# Zero 7 - Polaris.mp3
makes me want weed, i have none
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:43, archived)
# I have given up for a fortnight.
I am 9 days in now, only 5 to go.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# about 9 months for me
Christ
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:46, archived)
# about 9 minutes for me...
...heh heh... well... time for another...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# *salivates*
Oh Christ..

I'm going to bed, you bastard.
I shall try to remedy this..in the mourning.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# in mod we trust
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:45, archived)
# shrunk it
edited - can't make it smaller or you won't see the text!
(heat_komotion, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:49, archived)
# maybe a link to the bigger version would be best
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:51, archived)
# rehost it on b3ta hosting. then select the click for big option.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:52, archived)
# does this work with genetalia?
edit: i am asking on behalf of a friend of course
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:55, archived)
# i am yet to succeed in using b3ta hosting for that.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:57, archived)
# it's still too big.
resizing it has not optimised it. You need to optimise it to under 100kb.

edit:// optimise the bigger one to under 400kb then upload it to the b3ta server and post the code. It will thumbnail it and allow ppl to click to see the large version
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Pyramid of piffle
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 2:04, archived)