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# Down with this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Down with you!
How do Manley? How are the bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Shit.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I'm rather cheery.
Whats up with your good self then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# My bollocks.
Seriously, I went to the surgeon again on Friday and am at home today - they are proper fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Oh really?
Well that is fucking shite!

Is it sorted now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# No.
Do not have a vasectomy.

It is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# What the fuck?
Did they just burn your bollocks with a soldering iron for a laugh then?

What a bunch of cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I wonder if that would smell like bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# yes, oh yes it would
burning humans smell too much like prok for me to be comfortable with
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Actually I know this
from smelling public cremations in India:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# sounds like they just used two bricks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ^this^
Mine was almost entirely pain free - just a dull ache for a couple of days, and I reckon most of that was due to the bandaging being a bit too f---ing tight.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# No bandages for me.
A bit sore where they had burned me for a couple of days, as you say. I felt a bit ill too, but then that turned into a cold, so I am assuming that it was simply a cold with bad timing.

Then, 4 days later, the internal wound bled for a bit and my right testicle hurt for about a week.

The, 2 and a bit weeks later the left testicle started bleeding internally.

The sack is visibly red.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *whimpers*
dear Dog! Well I wish your boy baubles better!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# oooh bloody hell
that's not good fella - i hope you can get it sorted out soon. Have they hatched a plan of treatment?

(thanks to your description there, I'm sitting here with legs VERY FIRMLY CROSSED...)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# ^should've
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I shall take that on board
And I'm sure that all male b3tards are sitting at their computers cross legged on your behalf!:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# mine've just crept back into my pubis to hide
my bollocks, that is, not my computer or my legs.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Shame
That would have been a damn good party trick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Also, in case I appear rude,
anacarlo.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/father-ted-careful-now.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)