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# Careful now...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:19, archived)
# Dave?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Ooo Err
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# *nudge*
Wasn't the wrong thing to say, I just buggered off :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# *nudges back*
ok - ta for letting me know, I didn't mean anything by it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# miss! theyre joggin me!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# See this is what happens without careful waxing!!!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Down with this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:21, archived)
# Down with you!
How do Manley? How are the bollocks?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Shit.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# I'm rather cheery.
Whats up with your good self then?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# My bollocks.
Seriously, I went to the surgeon again on Friday and am at home today - they are proper fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Oh really?
Well that is fucking shite!

Is it sorted now?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# No.
Do not have a vasectomy.

It is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# What the fuck?
Did they just burn your bollocks with a soldering iron for a laugh then?

What a bunch of cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I wonder if that would smell like bacon?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# yes, oh yes it would
burning humans smell too much like prok for me to be comfortable with
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Actually I know this
from smelling public cremations in India:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:44, archived)
# sounds like they just used two bricks
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# ^this^
Mine was almost entirely pain free - just a dull ache for a couple of days, and I reckon most of that was due to the bandaging being a bit too f---ing tight.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:34, archived)
# No bandages for me.
A bit sore where they had burned me for a couple of days, as you say. I felt a bit ill too, but then that turned into a cold, so I am assuming that it was simply a cold with bad timing.

Then, 4 days later, the internal wound bled for a bit and my right testicle hurt for about a week.

The, 2 and a bit weeks later the left testicle started bleeding internally.

The sack is visibly red.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:37, archived)
# *whimpers*
dear Dog! Well I wish your boy baubles better!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:47, archived)
# oooh bloody hell
that's not good fella - i hope you can get it sorted out soon. Have they hatched a plan of treatment?

(thanks to your description there, I'm sitting here with legs VERY FIRMLY CROSSED...)
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:50, archived)
# ^should've
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I shall take that on board
And I'm sure that all male b3tards are sitting at their computers cross legged on your behalf!:(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# mine've just crept back into my pubis to hide
my bollocks, that is, not my computer or my legs.
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:58, archived)
# Shame
That would have been a damn good party trick!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Also, in case I appear rude,
anacarlo.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/father-ted-careful-now.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# hahaha -horsing around
treat
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
SURPRISE BITCH!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# hello you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:24, archived)
# Lo Mr Too Hotty!
How are you? And how is your drill with eyes?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:28, archived)
# i'm cold
my drill scared you
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
It did scare me!

I fear any inanimate object with eyes!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:31, archived)
# they are only lights, you silly bugger :P
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# O Rly?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Surprise Mare, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:27, archived)
# Fuck you funny man ;)
You good JPG?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Well, a little stung after that response,
but all good otherwise - and you, my fine fellow?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I'm sorry, you aren't really funny ;)
I'm grand enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:32, archived)
# ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:36, archived)
# Ha!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Just say neighhhh!
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Pardon me maam . . . but your horse head is showing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# What a fantastic euphemism!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:23, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Nice pair of neighkers
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Hahahahaha
surpised vagihorse!

I've just realised: In the Kim Jong Il photo, the legs aren't changed, so why would the black line behind be changed atall?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:25, archived)
# oh my....
looks like she's got a case of the horses
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:26, archived)
# Whorse?
most excellent
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Phwoar!!!
I bed that tastes salty!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Best unexpected horse ever
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:42, archived)
# mary had a little lamb
top chop *chortle*

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha.....nearly missed this .....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 19:11, archived)
# I love Horses.
Best of all the animals.

Though Alan Price comes a close second
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 10 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)