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# WOO YAY
I find it hard to believe that in the modern age in which we live where wonders abound every single day and scientists probe the fundamentals of the universe, no one has managed to produce a teasmaid which makes a good cup of tea... and you call this civilisation!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# my unique brand of dull comedy is wasted here
is there some sort of board for pensioners where I might get a better reception?

What about these colostomy bags? Eh? Am I right? Stairs? STAIRS?

... so I said to her? Use it - I haven't been able to feel it for 12 year! That one kills them in Bournemouth... literally!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hey, hey, hey
I laughed. I cried. It's funny 'cos it's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# no wonder - you're almost exactly a year older than me
*looks up to you with wonderment and respect*

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# children!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I'm older than you
whipper snapper (in b3ta years anyway)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *chuckles a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *prints out and staples to poster as a review*
mediocre: "chuckles a bit"
Bournemouth Times: "a black hand passing through the elderly community like Legionnaire's Disease..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)