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[challenge entry] For those who like to press the snooze button

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(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# haha!
ace!

also, reminds me of this animation which Raff Jr showed me (apologies if glasscock)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# lol
that was awesome :)
meow!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# You could have a steam train
If you'd just lay down your tracks
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *spangs*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *tugs trouser*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# *ahem*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:56, archived)
# you both suck
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:57, archived)
# You smell of wee
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# so far it has failed to attact a mate
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# I think we may have found the crux of the problem...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# but I don't have enough room
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# wibble
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# wibble like you mean it, man!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# WIBBLE
*spins arms and thrusts pelvis like a sackboy*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Well, in that case, show me round your fruit cage.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# gladly
....


here you can see the welding quality - it's rather good...
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# *is suitably impressed*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# WOO YAY
I find it hard to believe that in the modern age in which we live where wonders abound every single day and scientists probe the fundamentals of the universe, no one has managed to produce a teasmaid which makes a good cup of tea... and you call this civilisation!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# my unique brand of dull comedy is wasted here
is there some sort of board for pensioners where I might get a better reception?

What about these colostomy bags? Eh? Am I right? Stairs? STAIRS?

... so I said to her? Use it - I haven't been able to feel it for 12 year! That one kills them in Bournemouth... literally!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Hey, hey, hey
I laughed. I cried. It's funny 'cos it's true!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# no wonder - you're almost exactly a year older than me
*looks up to you with wonderment and respect*

(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# children!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# I'm older than you
whipper snapper (in b3ta years anyway)
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# *chuckles a bit*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *prints out and staples to poster as a review*
mediocre: "chuckles a bit"
Bournemouth Times: "a black hand passing through the elderly community like Legionnaire's Disease..."
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Haha
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# lol, yey!
*buys for missus*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# snooze button... work of the devil
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# lol
but was expecting the whole "IT'S ALIIIIVE", followed by the monster hitting snooze and rolling over.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# lol
So that's how it was made.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:55, archived)
# hahaha
*buys for self*
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I could do with one of those
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# hehehehe!
(, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)