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# NEVAR
count root.

I've had a few. I got a call from some pals in the pub asking me to join them. I'm still in two minds. They are open until 3am though. I'll have another beer and think on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I have some ales to choose from
currently a bottle of St Austell Tribute, which is quite delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I was in St Austell
in the summer. I had a nice time, much beer and no kid burnt my neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I am considering a holiday
I definitely require one.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:49, archived)
# IN JAIL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# MORE JAIL FOR YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Superjail is a good cartoon I would recommend.
It's like if charlie and the chocolate factory was a cartoon set in a maximum security prison drawn by the guy that did that yellow submarine movie.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Sounds cool. On a totally unrelated note, I recommend "Dark City".
Although I may be biased in that it has Jennifer Connelly in it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# RICHARD O'BRIEN AS A FUCKING ALIEN
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# GET HIM, MR SLEEP!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:12, archived)
# I'm supposed to be going to the pub in about 10 mins
tbh I'm not sure I can be bothered, it would involve getting dressed
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Just go naked. You might get free pints?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# It didn't work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ...or empty the place

Ooh. Bonus!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# silly girl
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Not at all
I'd hardly say I was sex on legs, especially these days, but I can look very presentable and that's fine with me

Naked is a whole other kettle of fish though my good man. Guaranteed most of those men who wouldn't instantly be put off by a woman with a little extra weight on her very sexy curves would still rather see me in a nice outfit than naked. It's just one of those things I think you appreciate more when you know a gal ;)

Anyway. Don't think I'll do the pub, but I will source some proper alcohol now I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:03, archived)
# having seen something of you naked
and clothed, I can go on record as saying I think you look great either way.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Hahah, fair enough
*leaves it*

Edit: Are you bashing tomorrow? you can buy me a pint there!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# of course I am
and I shall do precisely this.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Wandering naked around an empty pub is one of life's great pleasures.
Serving yourself pints. Naked.
Playing darts by yourself. Naked.
Taking all the packets of peanuts off the cardboard picture of a woman in a bikini and piling them on the bar.

Naked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# dancing on the tables
naked
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:00, archived)
# That's the spirit!
Ah, yes : spirits from the optics...Naked.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Nov 2008, 22:08, archived)