david bowie would kill both of those people with a lazer gunand then he would molest that dumb peadofile paul mcchartny. DAVID BOWIE IS THE BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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d d,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:30,
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If I met David Bowie right now I'd be all like "WHOA" because he really really impresses.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:38,
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DAVID BOWIE'S GOT THE SWEET SWEET BONERS THAT HE USES TO KILL THE WORLDHE IS SO IMPRESSIVE
( d d,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:44,
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Sometimes, when its quiet, I paint a lightning bolt on my face and crack a heap of boners.It'll never measure up to bowie but it's good enough for me.
I wish I was as impressive as he.
(I wish I was as impressive as he.
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 3:48,
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on weekends i put an eyepatch and a kercheif on and try and play my songs for all the neighborhood childrend.they don't like me. i cannot impress like bowie.
( d d,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:04,
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One day, my friend. One day we will make an imprint of bowie-esque proportions.BOWIE-ESQUE.
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:19,
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bowie-esque? i need to find a way to fit this word into all of my future writing assingments and daily conversations. d d,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:22,
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It is my life goal to be described as bowie-esque by someone who doesn't know that this is my life goal. gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 16 Nov 2008, 4:31,
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