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# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:07, archived)
# hahahahaahha :D
what -hahaha- the fuck?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ^ What she said ???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:08, archived)
# ^ she ????
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# dude, your profile pic does look somewhat feminine
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# yup
and pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:17, archived)
# yes
it confused me
I wanted to do the strange boy/girlchild
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# :D balls to you all
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:29, archived)
# now I've realised you have them
I'm not so sure I want them.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# the safety word is 'snoopy'
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# oh hi there honey bunch, wanna go somewhere comfy and get busy?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# smoooooooth bastard
also - I'm broken - whenever someone says 'get busy' I think of soda stream :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:20, archived)
# truth be told im practicing for next saturday when I will be a large playing card
surrounded by a bunch of women.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:22, archived)
# (some) women love money...
so make sure you win (if I've understood what you said - which I might not have done).
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:27, archived)
# i will be wearing a sandwich board that makes me look like a playing card
like this less handsome model with a more professionally made costume
www.hot-stuff-costumes.com/costumes/images/25_4174.jpg
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:30, archived)
# right
I thought you meant you were going to be playing cards.

I hope whatever it is this is it ends in success for you....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:32, archived)
# it probably means I will be...it's a party so I'll end up sitting in a corner playing cards with my equally social mate
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:34, archived)
# get fired right in aboot the lassies
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# i thought that was illegal
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# I thought nothing was illegal in Australia
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# get busy with the fizzy...
you are old
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:23, archived)
# :)
not very old... but yes: old.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Hahah - Auto Text - Sorry...
Maybe you can help me on another thing?

would you have any ideas WTF this is?


Original link: www.trustyourbuds.com.au
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# I don't know
but I want it in my bottom
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# yep. it's from a beer add I think, or maybe a coke add
it's a tongue on legs.
ed:
Yeah this tongue and an eyeball have an argument about the new coke drink.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wBWjLwCXOQ
The tongue is a bit of a lame rip off of this beer add
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_V1OwW6dQ3E
it is spelt tongue not tounge.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:16, archived)
# It licks, then kicks!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# it's spelt TONGUE
TONGUE
not TOUNGE
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:33, archived)
# ooops.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Butler the dinosaur?
I don't get it!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:09, archived)
# reg barney you dolts
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:10, archived)
# if you have to explain it....
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:12, archived)
# ....
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# ....then you're all a bit dim
actually, it was crap.
I have a man cold and cannot think straight
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:13, archived)
# It's not crap,
it's fair to middling.
I get it really.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Dear god! Not Barney please!!!
I couldn't stand that thing since I was coming down off acid in a freezing house and the only thing on TV at the point in the early morning was Barning the fucking Dinodaur!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:14, archived)
# I tripped watching Blockbusters once
and Bob Holness managed to turn into a horse
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Can I have neigh ,please Bob.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:18, archived)
# he grew a mane
but strangely I still managed to answer all the questions
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Did you get all the answers on the Hot-trot?
I once thought that I was the reincarnation of Jim Morrison as a concept not as a person when on white lightning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 17 Nov 2008, 12:21, archived)