I have my trousers round my ankles wanking over a picture of jade goody
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34,
archived)
Actually, that is a lieI have the telly on and I may go shoot some americans on xboxies
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:34,
archived)
I got the new guitar hero with my roomate.We've been rocking out with a 90% success rate on average.
(
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:36,
archived)
That the one with drums?I wanna try the drums one,
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:37,
archived)
Nah we got the one with just the guitar.He already had a guitar from the last one so we have been duelling and doing a co-op career. I haven't got enough friends for a whole band :(
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:38,
archived)
Aww poor you, You nailed that spanish (I think) bird yet?Ive tried playing geetar hero drunk, I fail miserably
( epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:41,
archived)
Nah.After getting to know her she's become more like a little sister.
A tragically sexy one.
(A tragically sexy one.
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:50,
archived)
Oh noes, at the end of the year both get really drunk then wake up in her bed. Winnar epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:51,
archived)
*starts plotting* the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 22:55,
archived)
fake a break-up with somebody elseget a bottle of vodka, call her and start crying. she'll come over to console you, get drunk with you, feel all kinds of nurturing emotions, then shag you when the vodka kicks in.
result!
you get sex, she gets to feel guilty for taking advantage of you in your hour of need!
(result!
you get sex, she gets to feel guilty for taking advantage of you in your hour of need!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 17 Nov 2008, 23:02,
archived)