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# The nursie who takes my blood every 6 weeks
calls herself 'Mama Vampire'.
All nursies should be honest but at least you have guessed her true identity.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# She's from barnsley and tried to pass off that it was for "testing"
But I was on to her
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah right
I think they do a test using a tiny amount just to lull you into a false sense of security but really, we all know that they drink 90% of the blood.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I think she was saving it for later tho, she put it in some kind of vile
I think they have some kind of celebration to a god or something once the practice closes
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Of course.
It's one of the perks of working in the NHS.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# You understand Dutch, right?

I once had a doctor called Dr. Prik
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Did he go broke ?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Pffffff
Ja ek verstaan.
Maar ek praat Afrikaans, dis amper die selfde.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Weet ik toch
maar elkaar verstaan doen we wel ;)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)