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# This Is a True story


It was for 'testing' apparently, I think she must be a vampire
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# That nearly half an arm!!
/Hancock
//The funny one not Will Smith
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Yes, she's testing whether having your blood gives her the power to control you.
I think yes.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# Oh shit, she's actually mohinder suresh isnt she
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Did she stick you to the wall afterwards?


(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# No, she let me leave, But there was some screaming coming from down the corridor, I think it must be pinehurst
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# That'll be Papa Petrelli playing with his food again.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# SORRY! :(
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Shh.....too far for me!!!
bbc3 weds/
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Oh shit sorry
I torrent tues morn, watch tues afternoons
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ... spoil ppl tues evenings
harrumph
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Im sorry, I thought you people liked the show so much you wanted to watch early
I will not talk about it on here until after wednesday evenings anymore
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I have it, but like to watch on the telly box


(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# ^THIS
grrrrr MR EPIPHANY
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:52, archived)
# You now have LOLPARTYAIDS
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I had that once but it broke.
I sent it back.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# I gave my AIDS to charity
but it turned out I still have it LOL
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# LOL!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Fuck!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# The nursie who takes my blood every 6 weeks
calls herself "Mama Vampire".
All nursies should be honest but at least you have guessed her true identity.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# She's from barnsley and tried to pass off that it was for "testing"
But I was on to her
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Yeah right
I think they do a test using a tiny amount just to lull you into a false sense of security but really, we all know that they drink 90% of the blood.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I think she was saving it for later tho, she put it in some kind of vile
I think they have some kind of celebration to a god or something once the practice closes
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Of course.
It's one of the perks of working in the NHS.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# You understand Dutch, right?

I once had a doctor called Dr. Prik
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Did he go broke ?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# Pffffff
Ja ek verstaan.
Maar ek praat Afrikaans, dis amper die selfde.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Weet ik toch
maar elkaar verstaan doen we wel ;)
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:01, archived)
# yikes!
maybe she's building a plasma gun...
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# *spang*


(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# You sat under a glass table and had a red marsh-mellow squashed in your arm?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# No, she is stealings parts of me
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# She must be a girl she is triangle shaped.
and you have transparent legs!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Yes, and yes
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Good I like artistic reality
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# So . . . I take it you passed ?
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I think she will return it next week
I hope anyway
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Next WEEK?
FFS whatever takes that long?
I have had so many blood tests for so many things and the longest test only took 36 hours, the rest I get results within 24 hours.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Well my next appointment isnt till next week
Im in no rush for the results
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# If you start throwing up before then
then you will know for sure you are pregnant.
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Put some garlic on your pillow tonight
Holy water by the bed
Crucifix on your neck




Then try and get to sleep!
(, Tue 18 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)