
Smoking grass and drinking beer is like pissing in the wind
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Wed 19 Nov 2008, 8:58,
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The first two make is so that I see red, the third one makes it so that I can't see
If I had half a brain left after my debauchery I'd give up the other women
and the dubbel-ewe aye eff eee
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Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:03,
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If I had half a brain left after my debauchery I'd give up the other women
and the dubbel-ewe aye eff eee

This person looks like the only rule he's ever broken is walking across the park instead of around it on his way to the shops to get his mummy 4 pints of milk. One pint at a time, on four separate journeys.
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Wed 19 Nov 2008, 9:05,
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