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# I funny thing happened to me on the way to the board this afternoon.
I was accosted in an alleyway by a shadowy figure, who, it quickly transpired was in fact the second coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. Just as quickly, a string of unusual events lead to me finding myself spraying my hot filth right down his throat, my cock jammed in as far as it could go, mucus and vomit pouring from his nose, Freddy Mercury felching his ragged anus and Jill Dando, blood still dripping from her barbed strap-on, sinking her titanium teeth into his butchered helmet.

Poor Jesus.
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He's had worse
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# And he keeps coming back for more

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ha ha!
i love the fact my swear filter only had to disguise one word

such pleasantly worded filth good sir!
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Jesus?

(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I thought that too
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# This is not you blog, Waspy
(, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)