I funny thing happened to me on the way to the board this afternoon.
I was accosted in an alleyway by a shadowy figure, who, it quickly transpired was in fact the second coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. Just as quickly, a string of unusual events lead to me finding myself spraying my hot filth right down his throat, my cock jammed in as far as it could go, mucus and vomit pouring from his nose, Freddy Mercury felching his ragged anus and Jill Dando, blood still dripping from her barbed strap-on, sinking her titanium teeth into his butchered helmet.
Poor Jesus.
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:41,
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He's had worse
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Barbarossa is not my real name,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42,
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And he keeps coming back for more
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42,
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ha ha!
i love the fact my swear filter only had to disguise one word
such pleasantly worded filth good sir!
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The King of Hats Cone of shame,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:43,
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Jesus?
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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:00,
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I thought that too
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:05,
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This is not you blog, Waspy
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56,
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