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# I don't know what is worse...
.... the fact I found this picture on my younger cousins Facebook page, the face that the guy is setting fire to his own chest hair, OR the face he has a tattoo of two cows having sex on his belly - using his belly button has the cows anus....?

Answers on a postcard.

God edit: That's lovely, but shall we leave it linked?

Click for bigger (46KB)
(.dpx, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# Welcome to Fail
Population you.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:34, archived)
# it's nice and close to boghead too
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# That's worth a LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Thank streetmap not me:P
I don't see why the image was removed though, it wasn't NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Not Safe for Keeping Food Down

(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# and in English please
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You fucking knob
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# You say it best....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:49, archived)
# hmmm is a blow job better than kinky sex?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# The graph, she do not lie
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# 3rd degree burns don't last a lifetime.
(hieronymus bosch pcmechanic 4ver in ar harts, goodnite sweet angle, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# Oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:35, archived)
# This way to FAQ's
www.b3ta.com/features/faq/
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# FUCK OFF TO SOMEWHERE ELSE NOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
# ah....
I'll take that as the friendly induction into b3ta....
(.dpx, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He's not being serious, of course, but to be honest it's not actually at all painful to burn off surface hair if you're careful
nor that remarkable and you totally failed to get the point of the board or even try.

(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# ^this
I love you nooby
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:50, archived)
# the worst thing about this photo
is that you've posted it on /board in a new thread
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:37, archived)
# Awww baby's first wank:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:47, archived)
# takes me back to childhood
shouting out 'mum! please can you come and wipe my bottom!' so loud some woman in the street heard it, and passed the message onto my mum whilst having a good lol
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ha ha!
class
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:38, archived)
# Are those tits?!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:39, archived)
# but i haven't said anything!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# This advert rules.
(I helped save b3ta! deathsquirrel Oh dear., Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# if i saw a dinosaur right now
i'd rip his head off!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I funny thing happened to me on the way to the board this afternoon.
I was accosted in an alleyway by a shadowy figure, who, it quickly transpired was in fact the second coming of the Lord Jesus Christ. Just as quickly, a string of unusual events lead to me finding myself spraying my hot filth right down his throat, my cock jammed in as far as it could go, mucus and vomit pouring from his nose, Freddy Mercury felching his ragged anus and Jill Dando, blood still dripping from her barbed strap-on, sinking her titanium teeth into his butchered helmet.

Poor Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:41, archived)
# He's had worse
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# And he keeps coming back for more

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# ha ha!
i love the fact my swear filter only had to disguise one word

such pleasantly worded filth good sir!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Jesus?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I thought that too
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 17:05, archived)
# This is not you blog, Waspy
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Can you even tell the difference
between pubes and chest hair?
I think not.
Fail.
(Jim Fixed It For Me, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:42, archived)
# Wednesday is the new Tuesday!
(Tefty thought long and hard about posting this on, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:53, archived)
# That's nice dear
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)
# ok then...
A:

(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Wed 19 Nov 2008, 16:56, archived)