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# I am Ripper... Tearer... Slasher... Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the Talons in the Night. Mine is Strength... and Lust... and Power! I also serve the drinks.

Sorry, people.*


*may not be
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:27, archived)
# What is the quote from?
If indeed it is a quote.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# It is
google is your friend...or maybe not...maybe filename will help you...who knows...
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# You see, I would.
But I am lazy. Filename first, then google I guess.

Edit: That is way too cool a quote to come from such a shitty film.

Actually, is it any good?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I'm not sure
I've watched it twice. It is what it is - impressive CGI, a good story, but I can't help thinking it may as well have been live action/CGI rather than pure computer nonsense.*


*and that's got nothing to do with Jolie's part(s)
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Because the actor that played Beowulf was a fat bastard?
Apparently at least. Too lazy to google yet again.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# To be honest, that was the bit that grated the most
What? Beowulf a Cockney?!

Twas Ray Winston I believe.

Actually, if it had been live action it would have been far too risqué and would have had to have an 18 rating. But it's cartoons so it's OK innit?
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Crazy censor people.
All films should just be left to the parent's discretion, the certificates being just a guideline.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# I agree entirely.
In order for this to work though, the cinemas need to allow free re-entry to paying adults, so they can watch it once to vet it but then don't have to pay when they take the kids (subject to suitability).
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:56, archived)
# It's a centuries-old hungarian poem
FUCKING HELL, I'M GOING FOR A WALK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Like I said
Too lazy to google.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:44, archived)
# And yet even after a googling
All I found were from the film and this... worryingly.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:46, archived)
# You wouldn't read about it!
I'm sure there was someone on here the other night that hadn't heard of Henry's Cat.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I discovered on Thursday that almost a third of the people I work with hadn't seen Dark Crystal.
THEY DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:48, archived)
# Would I be able to redeem myself by saying that Dark Crystal is awesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Yes, yes you would.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:59, archived)
# BEER WOLF CAN NOT BE DESTROYED!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Poor thing has a sprained wrist. :(

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Hydrophobic froth filled mugs . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:30, archived)
# Still would
...well it's the beer innit?
(Carpe Perna! Evolution is just a theory...like Gravity., Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# what's the difference between a dog and a fox?
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# About 8 pints
Depending on how well you handle your ale.
(I helped save b3ta! Hokerou, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:35, archived)
# correct
oh well
(I helped save b3ta! manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:41, archived)
# i'm not tipping her
she's a dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Indeed
Cows are for tipping, not dogs. Silly Smash.
(I helped save b3ta! unstableOvine has not aged well, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# d'oh!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'm...
the slasher, the slicer, the dicer, the ripper, the shredder, the love-taker, the money-maker and the honey-shaker (deep breath..). The equal opportunity destroyer and the money-shot deployer
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:32, archived)
# She's also bad at pouring pints
(started working as a barman a couple of days ago)
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:38, archived)
# Those aren't pints
but you probably already know that after your two days experience.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 21:40, archived)
# haha
touché
(serge-fabrizio taught the Talk to Frank robot to call him father, Fri 21 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)