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# hehehehe
Did anyone else hear that thing ont he news about how kids are pre-disposed to believe in God?
Some wag emailled 5 Live to say that probably says a lot about adults who have strong faith. Pffft...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# ooo the wag:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:39, archived)
# I saw an advert this morning for Halal Car insurance
WTF????
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Maybe it was the person's name:P
'ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Nope - definitely not
Salaam Car Insurance

Want Cheap Car Insurance?

Want Quality Cover that doesn't compromise your faith?


I mean - WTF?

*edit* Oh, and Ningles.
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# erm that's not halal unless their cutting the insurance's throat
I can sorta see the point if you contemplate what banks and insurers invest in.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Like "Honest" Al's car insurance?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# I m So Confused
www.salaaminsurance.com/site/CarInsurance/Introduction/tabid/75/Default.aspx?gclid=CIio_anEjZcCFQfmlAodRiBy-g

What Kind of Car Insurance involves slaughtering animals?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# You ninny
It's called Salam Halal Insurance! His name is Salam Halal!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# oops
I'm such a fool
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# I don't think so...
"unlike any other UK insurer, your insurance will be Halal."

Needs more exclamation mark if it's just a play on words.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# true
But the name is Definately Salaam Hallal as it says, 'Car insurance from Salaam Halal insurance...'

Could be car insurance with a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# contains no ham or beer
what kind of car insurance is that?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Actually halal refers to the method of slaughter rather than the what it is.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# also means non- haram
so anything that isn't not allowed. borrowing money and gambling is haram, so car insurance that's halal probs doesn't involve some sort of loan
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# like paying in installments
i am now educated

but still....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:50, archived)
# halal means permissable
so I guess that most Car Insurance isn't permissable under Islamic Law
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I'm going to start my own relegion
One that doen't believe in paying tax or having to pay for biscuits.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:52, archived)
# OI! COME BACK WITH THOSE BISCUITS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:54, archived)
# bless you my son.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Very big round my way
I believe it refers to the way your car is scrapped after being written off

They suspend it from one of those magnet thingies and slit its oil and petrol cable and let it 'bleed' out naturally
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:53, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:00, archived)
# hehehe!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# god/father christmas
either way it fades strongly by the time you approach 10 years old. unless your parents are particularly belligerent
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)