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# does incest make you have extra long arms that have their own separate light-source?
If so, do I earn one by fucking a first cousin, or would it have to be close family?

Furthermore, do pets count?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# I'd do my step cousin. He's GORGEOUS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# come live in Norfolk
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# I did say 'step'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# oh yeah
well come here anyway & I'll adopt you- Woody Allen-style
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Not. A. Word.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# My cousins are fat munters.
One of my cousins recently give birth to a child of unknown father and named it Madysyn.

I lolled.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear, that's quite impressive, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I was hoping she had named it after the mermaid in Splash!
Perhaps she did, and just had a wild guess at the spelling.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# My friend had a baby with a girl of questionable morals
Well, she says it's his.

He's called Marley (the baby), which isn't *too* bad, especially when you find out she really, really wanted to call him...

TIAGO

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Don't they consider this sort of thing as child abuse
in New Zealand?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# we all took the piss until she changed her mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# What the fuck is a Tiago?
It sounds like a Fiat.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Some sort of foreign.
Tiago Davies. Riiiiiight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Ha ha!
SRSLY?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ttlly
vowels are apparently uncool these days.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# fckn grmmr gne t sht
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Quite!
Is 'e' not a vowel then? ;)
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Probably because 'paedo' is 60% vowel.
fkn peods cnts hangins 2 gd 4 em
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# lordy!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# yes yes
and yes
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# thank you for the information
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# yes... and 12 toes
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)