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# :D
At last, a level I've not yet sunk to.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# give it a week...
QUICK, WHAT CAN I GET FOR MY BROTHERS BIRTHDAY ON WEDNESDAY?


NB : I have no money whatsoever...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# 40% off wine and bubbly at Threshers?
I have a voucher you can have...

or make him a romantic mix tape...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Both of your ideas are useless.
Hang your head in shame drink some citrus fresh vodka.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# erm...
wander around your town and civic places pulling down posters flying and informational posters and make a lovely collage out of them for him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# now THIS idea, I can work with.
TO THE TOWN CENTER, INCLUDING CIVIC PLACES!

wait... I can't be bothered...
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# No money?
Something of yours.

Fiver?

Go to the charity shops and get him some brilliant books.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I could give him a bag of
weed... I might give the charity shop in the village a gander... Or I might just say 'O HAI, I DIDNT GET YOU A PEZENT. WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR WHEN I HAS A JOB PLS.'
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# Bag of weed is good.
It's my birthday on the 30th. *bats eyelashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# 30??? omg!
you're getting nothing til you fill your profile with pics again
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Pfft, I'm saving everyone.
and no, I'll be 24 ON the 30th.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I badly misread that
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# *is but a wee captain*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Come to watford on the 30th, and you can have a birthday bag o' weed!
If not, you can have a b3ta bag o' weed.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D come to Aylesbury on the 30th
and you can meet people that don't mind being seen with me outside of the house. And my lizard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:39, archived)
# To be fair, Aylesbury is pretty damn nearby
But then again, effort!

However, come to London on the 13th December for my birthday, and you could have a birthday bag o' weed AND a birthday drink.

I can't guarentee there'll be anyone there with me... I guess it depends how much my friends like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# :D innit
13th I have a gig, m'love. Come to Aylesbury and watch me play bass quite badly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:43, archived)
# okay - this on is the best I can come up with:
securitise your personal debt and sell it as AAA rated debt... people can buy your debt and get a dividend, you get short term income and if you should collapse Alistair Darling can buy out the controlling share in you. it's a win win situation.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I have no debt :(
I have a car I could sell!
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:37, archived)
# well - that was an awesome idea I had
until the bit about you having no debt.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :)
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(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# hahaha, this shall be done!!
I may change superman into tesco value man though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)