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# its 9:05pm
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:06, archived)
# No thanks dear.
They give me the galloping runs.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# galloping nuns!?
*flees*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# dont bother
nothing can escape a galloping nun!
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:08, archived)
# this might
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:13, archived)
# There was an article in The TImes today about a jockey finally ending a 28 year losing streak.
He retired immediately after, saying he wanted just one win.
It almost brought a tear to my eye.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Awwwwwwwww!
Please find a link now :D
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:18, archived)
# What do you think this is, a library
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:20, archived)
# I heard the chap on the radio
I thought, "HAHAHAH TWAT, YOu'VE WASTED YOUR LIFE"

and I laughed

then I realised that I'd wasted my life too

and I've never won a horse race :(

*cries*
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:23, archived)
# horses run well fast mate
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:24, archived)
# yeah, I've never caught one yet
it's probably because I'm weighted down with a giant cast iron fork, which I am intending to use to eat the horse with.

it's a difficult life
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:33, archived)
# HIgh caliber !
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:16, archived)
# i said
"ACUTE ANGINA"
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:07, archived)
# Oh thanks!
Pelvic floor exercises.
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:09, archived)
# i have drank all my tea :-(
(, Mon 24 Nov 2008, 21:11, archived)