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# I love Gillian McKeith.
The lovely lovely thing she is, oh yes.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 17:56, archived)
# !?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:00, archived)
# She threatened to sue me once,
so now I'm lovely to her. That's how UK law deals with satire.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:01, archived)
# Do explain further!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:02, archived)
# A couple of fellow b3tards and I
did a song and Flash parodying McKeith's appearance on the X factor.
Her lawyers issued us with a Cease & Desist, and threatened further legal action if we didn't pull it.
It was funnier, however, to alter the offending lines and leave the thing up.
She's VERY litigious.

Edit: stablesound.co.uk/poo.php
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:06, archived)
# hahahaha
I love the drum-fill penguin
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Winner!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:14, archived)
# Bwahaha
great
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# lol, always funny when a FRAUD* is litigious
:D

*in the sense of LYING about 'qualifications'*2


*2 for the benefit of any lawyers of the ugly, fraudulent and litigious
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# Yeah.
The ones with something to hide are generally worst.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:19, archived)
# plus of course she is an ACTUAL TECHNICAL FRAUD
and if something's technically something, it's actually something

but anyway, you love her and think she's great!

because well! she's like.. erm..

yeah!

and so that's a great argument, I'm swayed!

McKeith for Prime Minister!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:24, archived)
# Hey, she bought that PhD fair and square.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:23, archived)
# yeah well
I had to work a whole two days for mine

I had to fill out forms and show proof of ID!

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:30, archived)
# Fucking hell.
There's no trust in the world anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:32, archived)
# yeah, people should take me at my word
oh, can you lend me £10 for my pope mobile

I'll let you ride in it tomorrow if you like
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:36, archived)
# awesome.
:D :D
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:34, archived)
# She's ludicrous.
She should have been fucking flattered by the attention, the shiteating media whore.

Please note that this is merely the stated opinion of this contributor and is not intended to suggest or infer anything whatsoever, at all, no way.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I'd love to know what you did.
You didn't try to make her look at your poo did you?
(jlkgjsfhoj, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Ok...
This has me worried...
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:05, archived)
# You're perfectly safe. I too, am perfectly safe voicing the opinion that:
Gillian McKeith is a shrivelled husk of a woman with a dumbass fetish for looking at shite and a fake degree in bullshitting about food.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:16, archived)
# Phew.
(The Artist Formerly Known As &c You can order curries ONLINE these days., Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:17, archived)
# I went to nasa with a fake degree in astrophysics
imagine the hilarity when I didn't know my azimuth from my apogee!

then homeland security had some questions for me

oh

I shouldn't talk about this

In this post the 'self styled' discomeats pulled a mckeith, ie: he lied consistently throughout, try it yourselves! it can be fun and you might just get a TV Series and book deal out of it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:20, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 25 Nov 2008, 18:26, archived)