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[challenge entry] Some of the wisest men are still crap when it comes to gifts!
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From the B3ta Christmas cards challenge. See all 272 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha
A balm?!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# there is an animal called a balm
or did i dream it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Oh dear!:P
It's a dangerous animal.

Please say you were joking:P

EDIT: You may be thinking of Pepperami; a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *boke*
greasy pig bits? not likely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# GM pig bits do you mind!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# either way
i've just made myself puke :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Well what about a nice greesy bacon sandwich
served up in a dirt ashtray?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# doesn't bother me.
i like bacon and there is an ashtray right next to me.
i thought i'd done all the puking last night.
i was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Well you could also have chilli and cat hair soup!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:02, archived)
# okay, you can stop now
*proper queasies*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Navel fluff and treacle tart?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:07, archived)
# nope
doesn't bother me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:08, archived)
# bell end cheese of Alled Jones and raw egg pie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:56, archived)
# There's a Tiger Balm?
Haven't met him though?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Works wonders on your back!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:48, archived)
# How did you know about my back??
):|
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Well it's a well know sight on the Clapham Common pubic toilet scene.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:50, archived)
# You got the wrong back my friend ...
...considering this one lives in Ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:57, archived)
# You like to travel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# A HAAAAAANDBAAAAG?!
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuoUwxCLMs


I know it's old... i still love it though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# It might bite him!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Brilliant!

Everyone knew that Jesus wanted the new Transformers that he saw in the Argos Catalogue!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# I finally watched the film at the weekend
and it was nowhere near as bad as I feared. I actually quite enjoyed it until the arse-filled "what-the-fuck-is-going-on" ending
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Greatest missed opportunites in Hollywood.
No. 1: James Cameron didn't direct Transformers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# No. 2: That Morecambe and Wise weren't cast
instead of Arnie and Robert Patrick in T2.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# I am using your clothes, boots and motorcycle...
But not necessarily, in the right order
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# No 3. Patrick MacGoohan turns down James Bond
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# O Rly?
To be honest with you, I am of the opinion that James Bond should be played by people who are unknown before really.

McGoohan will always be The Prisoner!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# The Transformers film?
Not seen it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:41, archived)
# gold, frankinstein and grrr
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Bottom
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# arse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Biggins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Mallett
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Terry's All Gold!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm
chocolate
*drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Just had a McVities Gold bar!
The inspiration behind todays christmas scribbles!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 16:00, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# damn straight!
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# There ya go.
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=gLdYzaYR1rs
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Mon 1 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)