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# mictoboy's had her
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# I would
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:25, archived)
# I'll gaz micto
I'm sure he'd oblige
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# He had me once, I barely survived.
I was attacked by an orange, handsy blur and then I woke up in Lebanon with a sore face and an Academy Award.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:26, archived)
# you too?
He's insatiable!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:28, archived)
# I think we should call childline.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:29, archived)
# It's just voicemail
Esther's in the jungle
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Criminy, who will save us now?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I've got Anne Diamond on hold
want to take it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Not even with yours mate
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# me neither
like fitting a lorne sausage into an old leather glove full of sick

I'll go away now
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:41, archived)
# I literally am so pleased to know you right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
And cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# Anne? Captain here.
Those jackets..... yes, yes, I know YOU like them.... but that was 1996.... what do you mean 'Berketex'?....... I don't care what Nick says, Anne, he looks like the kind of man who propositions till girls at Tesco....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Pfft - Berketex
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# *kicks door down and hands you phone*
TAD-AAAAHHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I read that as 'kicks down door and hands, you phone'
and wondered why you were calling Wow a phone.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# hahahahaha
er

er, trying to think of a way I could call a lady a phone by way of a compliment and am failing
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:35, archived)
# something about cradling and whispering sweet nothings in my end
*sighs wistfully*

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# ah yes
It's too early for sleepy Dixy's brain-worky.

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Awwww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# what if it was a saucy wartime two-tone bakelite little number?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# .....something about pressing sexy buttons........
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Can't YOU just save us?
Or is that not why your pants are on the outside?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:34, archived)
# I think the orange you mentioned might have been my fabulous bright orange Friday pants
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# \o/ fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Pictures or they don't exist.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# ohhhhhh you twisted my arm
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# :D I knew it
*hug* you're so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# cor
I bet there's more in there than just the usual
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:54, archived)
# Christ.
I never expected that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# i think we should call ghostbusters
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# EEEEAAAAAARGH EAAAAAAAAARGH EEEEAAAARGH
That's my ECTO-1 impression, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:40, archived)
# i could tell
*keeps comments about sliming you to self*
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:42, archived)
# Listen!
Can you smell that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:43, archived)
# back off man, i'm a scientist
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# :D I might watch that tomorrow
watched Hudson Hawk again last night. Oh, and 16 Blocks, which is actually very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:44, archived)
# Hudson Hawk is hilariously crap
worth watching just for the dog being catapulted out the window :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# It's brilliant!
Danny Aiello makes me smile, he's just so lovely. Plus Brucie's fucking gorgeous in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)