and probably a better range of acting than Will Smith in the film version/f*cking travesty it was
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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:38,
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I love to imagine the conversation between the ad execs and Smith:Execs : "So Mr. Smith, it's a post-apocalyptic vampire film, and you are the star!"
Smith : "How much screen time will I have?"
Execs : "Uh, about 3/4 of the film will be just you...and a dog"
Smith : " Do we have to have the dog?"
Execs : "Yes, but you can do some unnecessary pull-ups to show how manly you are"
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(Smith : "How much screen time will I have?"
Execs : "Uh, about 3/4 of the film will be just you...and a dog"
Smith : " Do we have to have the dog?"
Execs : "Yes, but you can do some unnecessary pull-ups to show how manly you are"
'
The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:45,
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Smith : "Oh, and the ending's too depressing, can't I save the world instead of just dying?" The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:49,
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Will Smith is kicking Bono a bit down for 'Biggest Turd in the world'
Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch.,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:51,
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I'd imagine the gore was a lot more realistic too:P'ningles fella.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 5 Dec 2008, 9:46,
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