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(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:32, archived)
# do you sell all-access wristbands?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# I do
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# do you have the big one?
or just a wild mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:39, archived)
# big one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# excellent!
are the queues long?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# what queues
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:47, archived)
# well, do you have turnstiles?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:51, archived)
# is it a 2 or 3 day pass you're after?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# 3
i find you just don't get enough sex in 2 days
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# *clicks*
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hahahaha
Do small children queue up for the rides as well?

'ningles teh HT.


EDIT: My body is a sexual adventure land. It was very popular about the time the Theme Park game came out in the late 90's but hasn't seen much business since.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# good evening mr rg
how are you you fairing this chilly night?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:38, archived)
# Eatings yummy meatballs and enjoying a glas of wine.
*swankyquaffs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)
# I am out of booze, but have consumed too much to go get more
I am in hell
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:44, archived)
# I shall email you a rather cheeky Shiraz:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:49, archived)
# what happens the other 5 hours?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Closed for cleaning.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# hahahah
emptying the sluice gates
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# That's a day at the spa where I come from!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# sleeping, eating and masturbating
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# I like to multitask.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# only 2?
you're not very imaginative are you?
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:35, archived)
# He's not doing bad considering he has no bottom half!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# if your cock is small enough to go in his nostrils and ears, then that's your problem
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# don't forget his eyes
:D
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# hahaha
his name is phallic phil?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:36, archived)
# do you charge
hourly or per shuddering orgasm?

Either way I have a shiny penny
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:37, archived)
# oops...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Pffft!
There's a party in his pants and invitations are not a commodity.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Dec 2008, 19:57, archived)