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# Hahahaha
Also question to b3tards. How would people feel about hiring a couple of stand up acts for the London bash?

EDIT: PoV's please I I'd need to good anyone decent quite a while in advance.

EDIT EDIT: Okay. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# No, it was so noisy last time, if there's more that turns up, it wastes valuable catching up and drinking time
plus, being b3ta, the poor sods will get heckled to buggery. it worked fine as it was last time, if it ain't broke, don't try and fix it.
Perhaps a better stero system for some 'choons' or 'I Love Horses' on repeat might be better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That is an extremely good point and deflates my budget muchly:)
My god the poor fucking act!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# pff
"Read the fucking FAQ!"
"RIS! RIS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# You're too big for a stand up, optimise yourself NOW
you've been booked for £100, but have charged £101, READ THE FAQ.

Your act is too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# SEAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# You've started a new joke without a mental picture of where it's going
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# BINDUN!
and...


NSFW Link it you cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hopefully we won't have the talkboards turning up off his tits
and getting kicked out by the bouncers for smashing up lights next year:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Bindun
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repeat to fade
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Is that like the b3ta Pink Panther?
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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)