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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hahahaha genius!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# nono Jones's
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Mmmmm.
OI, FIRF, YOU FAHKIN TRY AN' KISS ME AGEN, SUNSHINE....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# erm when has vinny ever played for celtic?! :D


if someone had glassed me I'd've also punched the cnut
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# google images
anything is possible!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Isn't he being stripy spanish there?
Oh, what are they called? Something sport someone.

I know they must be being Celtic if you say they are, I just want to remember who the stripy spaniards were.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Celta Vigo?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# Naaaaah
although: vy am I drippinz viz goo?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Racing Santander?
i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb121/jvinu2000/previews/racing_preview.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# noooooooooo
green and white stripes, spanish, fall over crying.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# But Racing Santander are Spanish,
and green and white stripey!

But Athletico Madrid are also stripey, but red and white.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# It's a three word name I think.
Something sport something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Sporting Gijon?
They are stripey.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Don't think so....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# It's got to be Racing Santander's third kit.
Edit: It's Sporting Lisbon isn't it, the PORTUGUESE club.

Doh!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# same bloody thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Celta Vigo?


well, he does crap hair like most footballers
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# why am i drippings with goo?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha!
Soon, the city will be mine and Vigo's... mainly Vigo's.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Viggy, Viggy, Viggy, you have been a bad monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# he played for Wimbledon when the original picture was taken
and gazza was playing for Newcastle
www.s-o-l-i-d.com/images%205/gazza-nuts.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Yeah, but who are the stripy spaniards?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# I dunno
but horizontal stripes on shirts are known as hoops
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Oh fuck that.
STRIPY. STRIPY BOYS IN LITTLE SHORTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Racing Santanders third shirt has green and white hoops
and Real betis have stripes
but thats up n down the way

colours usually help.. :P
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# Oh...... no, that's not it either.
Where the fuck is the boy when I need him? He'd know, he knows exactly who I mean when I say 'stripy spaniards'.

Actually, they might've been Portugese.

Am I being very girly right now? I'm being crapo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# yes..just a bit :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# I might cry if I don't remember them soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# I see.
Boavista?

Ignore me, do you mean Sporting Lisbon?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Is that their full name?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# See edit!
I think that is the right one now, and yes, they are portuguese :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That's them!
OH YOU STAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# \o/ they're the badgers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# Fuck's sake!
That's 20 minutes of my life I can't get back
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# '......women.'
Say it, it'll make you feel better.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# WOMEN!!!
You're right, it did :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# woo
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Sporting Lisbon.
Er, when Lisbon was in Spain.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# I just spotted that too
someone's been shopping football pics

Can't have been anyone round here then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# whats football?
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:47, archived)
# It's like soccer but for fags.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Whoa there, 1970s man
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Irony + internets = fail
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Ooooh my bra's being odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# *undoes with one hand*
*is pleased with self*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# My old mate Ian use to do the 'click vaguelly near the bra' undoing thing.
it was Godly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I remeber seeing one of my first girlfriends taking off her bra
without removing her jumper. I was well impressed.

Also disappointed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :D I amazed the wife last week
by taking off my bra out of one sleeve, and my undershirt out of the other.

Lady magic, he calls it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:02, archived)
# This.
Needs more ping pong balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# It's easier just to cut them off
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# it does, doesn't it.
...erm wait a mo.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# I do sometimes. I just don't post them here.
Here, have Hun Solo... (Only Celtic fans will probably understand this)



(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:01, archived)
# hahahahaha!
what a twunt... tho apparently the guy glassed him first

EDIT: the shot of him grabbing Gazza has been shopped!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Less Chardonnay,
more Claret, eh?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# "He shot me with an air rifle!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also question to b3tards. How would people feel about hiring a couple of stand up acts for the London bash?

EDIT: PoV's please I I'd need to good anyone decent quite a while in advance.

EDIT EDIT: Okay. Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# No, it was so noisy last time, if there's more that turns up, it wastes valuable catching up and drinking time
plus, being b3ta, the poor sods will get heckled to buggery. it worked fine as it was last time, if it ain't broke, don't try and fix it.
Perhaps a better stero system for some 'choons' or 'I Love Horses' on repeat might be better
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# That is an extremely good point and deflates my budget muchly:)
My god the poor fucking act!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# pff
"Read the fucking FAQ!"
"RIS! RIS!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# You're too big for a stand up, optimise yourself NOW
you've been booked for £100, but have charged £101, READ THE FAQ.

Your act is too brown!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# SEAMS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# You've started a new joke without a mental picture of where it's going
FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# BINDUN!
and...


NSFW Link it you cock!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:14, archived)
# Hopefully we won't have the talkboards turning up off his tits
and getting kicked out by the bouncers for smashing up lights next year:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Bindun
bindun
bindun

repeat to fade
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Is that like the b3ta Pink Panther?
Bindun
Bindun
BindunBindunBindun
Bindun
Binduuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
Bindun
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i would watch this
right after cunting bridget jones squarely in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# This.
Also - why did they get that bloody American bint to play her? Why not an English bint?

Well - that's a rhetorical question - I know the answer - but it reelly annoys me when they do that. CF V for Vendetta, The King & I.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Emma.
Jane Horrocks audutioned, Gwyneth Paltrow got it. I fucking despair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# Emma?
Is that that charming period remake of Alicia Silverstone's Clueless?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:05, archived)
# Someone actually did that with Roxanne/Cyrano de Bergerac.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# They have to have an american in it
or 'mericans won't watch it
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Unless it's the guantanamo execution channel.
What channel, I hear you cry?

Give it a few years.

(may or may not have watched The Running Man last night)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# WHO LOVES YOU AND WHO DO YOU LOVE?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:56, archived)
# Sppoky
Have just read this:
www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/m/ken-macleod/execution-channel.htm
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:03, archived)
# terrorist bombing of scotland?
i can see the headlines now: nukes hit glasgow, hundreds of pounds worth of damage done!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# ..
damage improvements
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# well, yes
but there would probably be some Charles Rennie Mackintosh stuff destroyed, he's selling quite well at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Thing is, I don't reckon they do.
I reckon it's just stupid fecking patronising marketing execs that think they do.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# merkins are scared of our awesome acting
and our ability to distinguish vowels
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Industry rules.
Brits are only allowed to play baddies.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Who wouldn't
You'd get to see him kick the shote outta Hugh Grant! That's Oscar material that!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# never mind oscar
he'd get a nobel prize for his contribution to the arts
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# Well he is a Tescos Value Richard E Grant.
/I looked for the shop of it but couldn't find it blog
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:00, archived)
# i would do Richard E. Grant like a shot
there's just something about those intense eyes of his
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:04, archived)
# Jack and Sarah is still one of my fave films:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# yes.
where he puts that sock on her head, makes me laugh every time :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:18, archived)
# And puts her in the Jiffy bag:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# heheh
'tis a good film
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# haha!
nice
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 8 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)