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# *slowly starts to weep*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Urine stops people crying FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# QUICK!
*watches crotch in readiness*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *polishes monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Not if
you wee in their eyes
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Google doesn't know
But I found this:-

Here are a few Natural Cures for Lice. For your head lice wash your hair with vinegar. It will kill all the nits in two days. Apply coconut oil to your head after shampoo and condition. Also add ten to fifteen drops of tea tree oil into shampoo bottle and use it daily. You can rub Listerine mouthwash on your head. This will kill all the lice. Massage your head with mayonnaise and comb it after two hours. This will kill all the lice and their eggs. Apply a mixture of lemon and butter on your head, wait 15 secords and then rinse your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Right *saves for friend*
she's got two boys in primary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# That's just a recipe for making hair salad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Fantastic concept!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# A while ago I was trying to think of one of the most gag-inducing things would be to eat
and I thought it might be 2 slices of white bread, spread with butter and sandwiching a massive clump of dry hair clippings swept up from a hairdresser's floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# sounds a bit dry,
how about the pus from all the spots on an acne-ridden teenager's face as a dressing?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Silly Barbarossa, recipe is not remedy :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Apply coconut to head repeatedly.
Wait a sec 'natural cures' Listerine? From the Listerine tree?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)