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# I hate these damn Jedi boogers...


Click for .mpg with saber sounds :)
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Hahahah
It's a shame your scanlines are so prominent though, I feel like I'm perving on him through a venetian blind...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Talk about piss....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Award winning mindpiss.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ok.
In Pre-Colonial Peru, the Inca washed their children's hair with urine as a remedy for head lice.

Urinating on someone or being urinated on for enjoyment is known in fetish parlance as "water sports".

Wolves, bears, apes and other mammals use urine to claim territory, communicate eligibilty for mating, body size and other individual characteristics.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# does it really work on head lice?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# me no know, me only know what internets tells me.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *slowly starts to weep*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Urine stops people crying FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# QUICK!
*watches crotch in readiness*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# *polishes monacle*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Not if
you wee in their eyes
(Barry Chuckle's Moustache, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Google doesn't know
But I found this:-

Here are a few Natural Cures for Lice. For your head lice wash your hair with vinegar. It will kill all the nits in two days. Apply coconut oil to your head after shampoo and condition. Also add ten to fifteen drops of tea tree oil into shampoo bottle and use it daily. You can rub Listerine mouthwash on your head. This will kill all the lice. Massage your head with mayonnaise and comb it after two hours. This will kill all the lice and their eggs. Apply a mixture of lemon and butter on your head, wait 15 secords and then rinse your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Right *saves for friend*
she's got two boys in primary.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# That's just a recipe for making hair salad
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *chokes on tea*
Fantastic concept!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# A while ago I was trying to think of one of the most gag-inducing things would be to eat
and I thought it might be 2 slices of white bread, spread with butter and sandwiching a massive clump of dry hair clippings swept up from a hairdresser's floor.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# sounds a bit dry,
how about the pus from all the spots on an acne-ridden teenager's face as a dressing?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:55, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:58, archived)
# Silly Barbarossa, recipe is not remedy :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Apply coconut to head repeatedly.
Wait a sec 'natural cures' Listerine? From the Listerine tree?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# That would be quite a good bloggy project actually...
Each day you have to trawl the internets for various facts and things, and then lead your life that day as if those facts were the gospel truth of the world.

And then post the outcomes for all to mock.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:42, archived)
# So me drinking piss then?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Photos or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# It's not that bad.
Not that I've quaffed great huge pint glasses of it.

I reckon you'll be alright. Go on. Film it.

And then afterwards, turn to the camera, wipe your lips with a satisfield smile and say something utterly hilarious about Magners 'Irish Cider'. Because we all know what it really is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# hahahaha does that mean I have to pop a few icecubs in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:57, archived)
# Yeah, and then give it to the nearest Mick (I'm allowed, I'm partial)
and see if THEY can taste any fucking apples.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:59, archived)
# i'll let you know
i have occasion to visit a chum whose child is noted for them, i'll piss on the little bugger next time i see him and see if it works, or maybe just tell his mum that i've caught them and put on my kagool
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:45, archived)
# Stunning dedication to the cause, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# Oh, peeping Toms..
If you click it, big is what you get (2.6 MB mpg ;-) )

I see what you say about the ventian blinds effect: I'm very shitty at making proper small sized .gifs though, so I always have to resort to those darn scanlines.
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I just watched the mpeg, It rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
that makes it even better
*coughs*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Ooooh that's clever.
Does anyone else feel like they're stalking someone that really likes venetian blinds when people post these sort of gifs?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# the only time i don't see the world like that
is when i'm on here
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# :D
How goes it, lovely chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# not at all bad my sweet
may i also take this opportunity to compliment you on your choice of curtains, i'd change the ones in the bathroom though frosted glass really isn't as opaque as you think
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# :D if the curtain's up it's my own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:39, archived)
# *ponders venetian blinds for your monitor
as a viable product*

"Is the Internet Morally Shocking for you?
Are you used to peering through blinds at the neighbours when seeing if they are up to no good?
Would you like to view naughty sites but from the moral comfort of pretending that you're spying on them for their own good?
Then you need Internet Blinds!
- as sold by Julie Moult (she's an idiot)"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Or Inter-Net Curtains?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:50, archived)
# Hmmm capture the traditional market
I like the taste of your brains!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Also ideal for voyeurs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:53, archived)
# I have barcodes tattooed on my retinas
so I don't see these gifs at all.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# love it
*click
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I for one would love a lightsabre finger
hehe nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# That's brilliant but makes me feel somewhat queasy
/not good with noses blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# do they keep you awake at night?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Yes they do
Well, mine does
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# you must house-train it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# nnnnnnuh *pokes in side with nose and runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# oi
that's my sore patch
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Oh aye?
I'm listening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# Hahaha
Brilly Ants!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hahaha
nice! :D

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hahahahaha
have about a million* clicks :)


*one
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ideal for cauterising runny noses, nosebleeds, frontal lobes, etc.
Woooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Accidental leucotomies ahoy....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# GAH
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# haha aces
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Ha!
Good one.
(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# Thanks all for awesome replies :)
Seems it was at least worth tying small chopsticks to my fingers as to have some indication of where the saber-glow had to go :D
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# How did you get the small chopstick up your nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# No chopstick poking my brains
:D

There's actually a very small split in which I take my finger out of my nose, connected the chopsticks, and then went back to the same position with my hands, with the end of the chopstick sticking in my nose.

Damn, now I'm feeling like a magician telling how he pulled off a corny magic-trick :)
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# How did you make sure you were in the same position?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# By not getting insane when it didn't look alright :)
Lots of tweaking and re-shooting; So sortof trial and error.
I think it even took me the most time out of it all (to get those shots aligned).
(NoSoup4U, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:46, archived)
# ooh
Nice work, that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:49, archived)
# stunnin'sabre boogy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That's marvelous...
Well done, you!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Tue 9 Dec 2008, 15:35, archived)