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# I can't stop giggling
Guest just checked into my hotel, name of Cynthia Barry.
The booking system gives last name/first part of first name
so she's BARRY/CYNT. I need to get out more.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:07, archived)
# Hahaha!
Also: You're in B'ton, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:08, archived)
# God I wish!
Sunny Canary Wharf - brrrrr!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Aha!
*stalks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# *celerys*
Don't ask me - I don't know.
Where be you be then squire?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# *gooses*
Behind You!

Well, Bloomsbury ashually, but I frequent the Waitrose down in your neck o' the woods.
It's great for a having a cheeky glass of plonk whilst food shopping.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:20, archived)
# *SCREAMS like a woman!*
Oh Blooooomsbury, is it? How ver ver nice.
Mmmm Waitrose. I'll be getting our goose from there for Christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Excellent!
Roast Dinner of Champions, that is.
And the fat makes the most superb roastie spuds.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:30, archived)
# I don't get it

* enough
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:10, archived)
# KICK HIM IN THE CUNT, BARRY!
any wiser?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# It all started here:
www.b3ta.com/board/6027577#post6027579
and then, well, the rest is nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Ha!
At my old school the username protocol was the first 3 letter of the persons surname followed by the first letter of their first name. This was the case for pupils and teachers alike.

One of my teachers was called B Knowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# hahaha!
what a wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# I didn't actually know you worked in a hotel.
You're just copying me now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Your place is way out of my league
*5 stars all over yo ass*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Yes
and it's your fault for tattooing them on there.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:15, archived)
# That was no needle :¬(
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:16, archived)
# That wasn't ink!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I'm not reading this!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I'm not sure I approve of this outcome...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)