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[challenge entry] a nicer, happier, less child-scaring bagpuss
hey, it's cheaper than therapy!

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(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Nougat must come in this bag.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# only if he's suitably aroused
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# That made me do a giggle, that did.
I want a friend called Nougat. I'd flounce around him like a Parisian noble shouting 'Noooougaaaaah!'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i think it is a good name for a cat
but i am a dog person
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Damn you for having a perfectly nice looking wife and ruining my joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# haha
she's GOYJUSS
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# I'm terrified I'll see her somewhere
just incase I point at her and scream at the top of my lungs 'MICTO'S HAD HER'.

She'll probably beat me to a pulp or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:11, archived)
# 'perfectly nice looking' is not much a compliment
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Oh thank you, Captain Helpful.
It is as far as I'm concerned, as I meant it in a complimentary way, so nuts to you.

Anyway, bye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# i was thinking that myself
i love nougat, especially with the glace cherries in it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# *snorts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# is that a derisive snort
of an "i'm laughing" snort?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# no, hungry snort
think uruk-hai.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# i'm always thinking uruk-hai
but only as a means of segueing into my samwise fantasies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Noggin the Nougat
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# I'm going to have to buy Noggin the Nog on box set, if I can.
Everyone says it's wonderful but I've never seen any.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:09, archived)
# buy them here
www.dragons-friendly-society.co.uk/noggin/noggin.htm
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:20, archived)
# thats graping my squidilo
:D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# thank you.
i don't think i've ever produced anything that's graped your squildo before!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Hay is not cheaper than therapy.
I cannot feed my horse on the NHS.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:01, archived)
# oh, i don't know
have you looked inside their mattresses?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:04, archived)
# That's there for the C.Diff imps,
you're not allowed to feed it to quadruped land fowl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# aaaww, pleeeease?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# No. They can have jelly and bits of fluff like everyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# *bokes*
no more jelly. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# market these
I will buy one
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:02, archived)
# would that i could
but i'm afraid of being sued by the makers of hello kitty and irate nougatiers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:05, archived)
# damn those nougatiers
coming here, stealing our, erm, hobnobs
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)
# the dastards!
oooh, you've just reminded me that i've got a packet of shortbread fingers in the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:12, archived)
# The Three Nougatiers
with their flashing blades of liquorice.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# all for one, and one for tea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:10, archived)
# I think that I can handle it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:03, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Therapists need to eat too.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:06, archived)
# they can eat their notebooks!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 10 Dec 2008, 22:07, archived)