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# no, that's fighting fuel that makes one immortal
the secret weapon is to throw lots of heavy lard encrusted food(as this is in plentiful supply) at the english

then when the english are covered in lard or 'bastard english burnin lard' they are burnt the traditional manner.

Robbie Burns himself wrote in a poem

'BURNT THE BASTARDS AAAAAH! BURNT BURNT!'


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 18:57, archived)
# Ah yes!
I remember that other one too....

The best laid plans of mice and men, aft gang a....

LARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:00, archived)
# we can distract them with a scotch egg, get them drunk on scotch and have scotland yard come and arrest them
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:02, archived)
# SCOTCH EGGS ARE NOT COMMONERS FOOD!
THE SCOTCH EGG WAS INVENTED IN THE KITCHEN OF FORTNUM AND MASON SO IT IS UBER POSH!

FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:04, archived)
# not the scotch egg I got from kwik save once
it had no fucking egg in it

it was just a sausage meat sphere with a fucking void in the middle of it
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:06, archived)
# What is your problem?
Nowt wrong with breadcrumbed sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:07, archived)
# scotch egg? it were scotch mist!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:09, archived)
# you sure it wasn't actually a pigs testicle
that had been dipped in breadcrumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# well, that would make it actual meat
this is qwik save we talking about here
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:13, archived)
# where are you from
I thought kwik-save only exsisted in wales
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:20, archived)
# this occured some eons in the past
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:33, archived)
# SHURRUP!
*Suffering fry-up withdrawls*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:10, archived)
# make one
you know you gotta!

fried egg, fried bacon, fried sausage, fried everything

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:11, archived)
# Yeah, except pork is off the supermarket shelves.
*Sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:14, archived)
# oh yeah, I have my tinfoil hat theory about that...
but I guess most of Eire does too
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 11 Dec 2008, 19:15, archived)