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# Morticians--an insensitive lot



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(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:06, archived)
# hahaha
what a pork-shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:07, archived)
# possibly a tad NSFW.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:08, archived)
# WAAAT? :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:09, archived)
# Well it does contain Jade Goody!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:12, archived)
# Jade or Jane?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Jade
The bint on the left.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# hahaha*splurts coffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# And she's lying there all nekkid-like!!

(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I was talking about the one in the dress.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# pig covered in sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ah my bad
I thought they were entrails.

EDIT: Just remembered. Saw the front page of the Mail today, they'd outdone thenselves this time. Headline subject about posible postal strike. Headline; POSTMEN SABOTAGE CHRISTMAS.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:11, archived)
# I know, I had to buy that piece of shite again for my parents
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:16, archived)
# Silly Earls
It's impossible to love someone that much!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:20, archived)
# I know, still want to draw swastikas and Hitler tashes all over it
and then give it to them
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# I hate that.
They can't even give the joy of doing it as they've already put them there when they print that damn thing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Ahh, maybe you mean because of the positioning of that one sausage
that looks like a porker-cock. Sorry, boss--I thought it was random sausage placement
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hehehe
I thought they were entrails.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:15, archived)
# pigs dicks are corkscrew, and the lady pigs tuppence has to go the same way
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:19, archived)
# And I'm pissed at the deceptive shape.
I've never been able to remove a cork with one yet. And God knows how I've tried.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Yeah if you read the pig Karma Sutra all it says is
Tighty tighty. Lefty looser.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# The alarming thing here is that this isn't even a typo for you.
Thanks, riverghost.

The board is so much better for you being around.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# I'd just like to say thanks, riverghost
you're really excellent at telling people how to post and you never ever make up new rules just to feel important.

Thanks, riverghost
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:36, archived)
# cannibalism
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:10, archived)
# Ehh, you know how pigs are
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha
but eww where did you get that source from?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# every object, a different source
all web sources
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# If you are referring to the morgue lab itself,
I think I just googled "morgue" and came across it
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I just wondered if you'd stumbled on a picture of a sausage-ridden pig
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# I didn't
just found a few sausages linked, cloned a bunch of copies, randomly oriented them and slapped them on a sleeping hog.
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:52, archived)
# I see now
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# haha
and ewwww but mostly hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Ewwww, haha, and a touch of "mmm, pork!"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Man, that's grotesque.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# PIGS! ALL OF THEM!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# holy crap! who knew our porcine chum was full of sausages!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I have heard
that in some circles, sausages are defined as 'little bags of mischief'
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:50, archived)
# in some circles, sausages are mischievous little buggers indeed
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 17:28, archived)
# FP this Nao!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 13 Dec 2008, 16:43, archived)