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# Oh man
the guy said to me, 'just relax'. Yeah, I'm bent over a table with my pants around my ankles and a stranger behind me wearing a lubed-up glove. I'm REALLY fucking ready to relax right now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:21, archived)
# TOPTIP:
Shove a small plastic baby in there for a fun surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:23, archived)
# "It's a miracle!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:30, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:43, archived)
# And what if you relax too much?
He'd probably think you were used to it - and what's more - where enjoying the experience.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:24, archived)
# i had that done to me once :(
what the doc didn't know, is that about 7 minutes before that i took a really long diarrhea dump.

i guess after that, he knew.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Sun 14 Dec 2008, 7:25, archived)