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# Top of your Christmas Tree looking bare?
What you need is a Christmas Gin Fairy to sit on your tree and spout obsenities at you and your loved ones (you'll have to imagine that bit)!

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* I haven't had chance to print off and make one myself yet but should be fine based on previous ones
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# I'm gaffa taping Mighty Thor to the top of mine.
This is lovely though, and I shall link it to my drinking friends.

(I shall be having a Wogan one, but I'm going to attach him to my mate's tree where we're spending Christmas day)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Yay
Sadly I have a zombie up there already:(

EDIT: Tell you what you and Happytoast can have a fight and the winner can have their fairy on my tree:P

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Zombies are more "Christmassy"
EDIT : Fight???? Go with the Zombie!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Arse
I'll just have to buy a second tree:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# This is grand
though I have a Angelbot that wouldn't be very amused if I removed him.
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:01, archived)
# bloody brilliant!
i have a giraffe on my tree! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Inspired choice!
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# he is ace
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:06, archived)
# :D
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
tut tut! Is that a fake tree?!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# yeah i'd only buy
a real tree if it had roots and i had a garden to put it in :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:13, archived)
# I have to admit this is the first year I bought a rotless one
BUt I know the guy that sells them and I knew that he needed the trade.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# well i admire your kindness
but i dont really like rootless :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:16, archived)
# They don't last very long
They are actually in reality normally tree tops.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:23, archived)
# rootless? is that a euphimism for a chopped down tree?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:22, archived)
# your really losing any credibility when you correct my spelling today aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:26, archived)
# i wasn't actually...i was just asking what a rootless tree was
then i was going to have a go for being a tree butcherer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:29, archived)
# euphemism.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:34, archived)
# decorations havent gone up here yet. maybe they will soon
buy i want freddie mercury as the fairy on top of the tree. in this pose: keepqueenalive.com.sapo.pt/freddie mercury magic tour.jpg

although your pissed up fairy is nice.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# This is superb
although I have a box of fish on the top of my tree
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Woo!
Nicely done!

I actually want a Happytoast zombie if anyone has the linky....?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Yes
It's
here
(Roodie Doodie 's got wood, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# :'(
Them's not the fairies I yam looking for....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Fabbo
You guys are the gift that keeps on giving :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:09, archived)
# Well until we send you the bill anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)