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*beep*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:53, archived)
# *leaves obscene message about Grand-daughter*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# *leaves abusive message about mindpiss*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# :D
hehe....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# *phones*

PANTS!!

*hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hey Manuel I've slept with your granddaughter!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:54, archived)
# Hi Archieface, Captain here. I have your underwear, Thanks for the bagel.
*dialling tone*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:55, archived)
# that's probably the most awesome answerphone message to receive.
particularly if you have to listen back to it in a crowded office
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# I've had to leave messages like it before
well, one. A male mate of mine wanted to get rid of a mental date, so I had to beat him home with a message telling him his SON was VOMITING and I NEEDED HIM.

He is now a 9 bob note. Much easier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:59, archived)
# '9 bob note'
Still remains one of the most giggle-worthy descriptors ever.
Along with the venerable Mr Stephen Fry's sublime 'as gay as a hedge'.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:08, archived)
# 'the name of one and the body of the other'
hehehe!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:56, archived)
# morning Dave :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 10:57, archived)
# G'ning!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 11:01, archived)