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# I spend a lot of my life in stationary shops
so I understand this :)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:26, archived)
# I prefer shops on wheels
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)
# They're called burger vans, fatso.
;-)

Only joking, you're about half my size anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:31, archived)
# I haven't had a burger for years
I bet they still have that doesn't-really-taste-of-anything taste
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Not my burgers
well, my beefcakes. They've got bacon in.

Yes, in. And cheese. And onion. And garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# *noms*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:33, archived)
# You're damn right, noms.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# that's filthy,i'm hungry now and i've just had breakfast
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I'm a fucking genius in the kitchen
it's why I'm a tubster. Well fed and happy, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:35, archived)
# could i pay you to cook for me?
i am from a family of cooking-type people,but i really cannot be bothered ever.
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:37, archived)
# You very much could.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# how much an hour?
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# £18.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:41, archived)
# bargain
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:43, archived)
# It's less than my cheffly mate earns.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:44, archived)
# it's really easy though
you get some stuff and make it hot for a bit, then eat it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:38, archived)
# that does not work with cornflakes D:
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hehehe
Just checking.

I thought I'd explain it for the hard of thinking and save their R, I and S keys from the strain :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 15 Dec 2008, 14:28, archived)