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# New game show looking for contestants
Do you take a bath? Do you like games of mental agility? How about being the thought of sexually molested by a game show host? Then why not apply to be on Noels' new show: Bathwater or Piss
(Ed Parnell, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:19, archived)
# do you have to be a midget to enter?
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# she's got a chicken to ride!
my baby don-key!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# good times.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:54, archived)
# *sings*
Are you bigger than a 10 year ooo-old!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:24, archived)
# only if he stands on a box
noel is actually 3mm tall, just stands really close to the camera lense
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)
# I bet it's Piss!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:20, archived)
# How about the game, grapefruit or anus?
Youve got to put your errect penis in a hole and it goes into a grapefruit or noels anus, you dont know which one it is
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:21, archived)
# How am I supposed to enjoy that, knowing I might be fucking a grapefruit!?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:23, archived)
# How do you get erect for a grapefruit?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:25, archived)
# I have my ways, why; how do you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I get a semi; for your colon
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:34, archived)
# I can quite clearly see your winky O_O
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# I bet you'd get erect for chocolate torte
you fat, fat, fat, fatty fat fat
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Only if served to me by Kerry Katona and Jason Donovan
on a spit.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:39, archived)
# You enjoy deal or no deal?!?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:27, archived)
# YES, YES, HE'S CHOSEN THE RIGHT ONE
HE'S GOT THE MEAT GRINDER

/Game For A Laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:33, archived)
# HOW WAS THE SERVICE
b3ta.com/board/8998042
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# TERRIBLE, I HAD TO WAIT THREE HOURS FOR HALF A GLASS OF COLD PISS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:37, archived)
# to clarify: I did not get married but I did appreciate your lovely pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:49, archived)
# Well thank god for that much
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 2:53, archived)
# oh balls, this isn't the full sketch.
 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jnt7ShK9sgE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:36, archived)
# I smell a scam !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:29, archived)
# IT'S ALWAYS PISS.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 16 Dec 2008, 1:32, archived)