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# do you often have to travel the world at a moments notice
are you in fact james bond?

you are aren't you?



WHY WAS QUANTUM OF SOLACE SO SHIT YOU UTTER CUNT CASINO ROAYLE PROMISED SO MUCH
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:37, archived)
# I'm not ACTUALLY James Bond
www.johnallen007.com/

"John Allen has thrilled audiences with his appearances adding an elegance and sophistication expected from James Bond. Whether acting as Master of Ceremonies and recreating Sean's famous voice while handing out awards or interacting with VIPs, John's on stage ease and professionalism make every event special and memorable for all in attendance."
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:39, archived)
# imagine being a professional psychotic nationalist look alike
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:40, archived)
# that's what sean connery would look like if he'd been carved from almond paste.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:42, archived)
# Lookalike?
 
aha. ahhhahah.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:48, archived)
# I particularly like the fact
that "interacting with VIPs" is one of his stated areas of expertise.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:53, archived)