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# I love mums, they always give me evils for silly reasons
this woman once told me off because her child (4ish, I think), who was running around the shop with her nowhere to be seen, fell over and I picked him back up and asked him if he was alright.

'THA FACK ARE YA SAYIN TA MY KID' I believe was the phrase she screamed.


*sigh*
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Yeah, been there too
Same as this mummy with the child hypnotised by my dog, if you're so bothered then why was it alone anyway? especially one that young.

People are so suspicious of you trying to be helpful, I'm glad I'm not a bloke though, it's even worse!
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Oh God, yeah. Poor guys.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)
# In the words of Dan le Sac and Scroob
"Some people are just nice."
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:42, archived)
# Some brave people are.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:45, archived)
# I get a lot of funny looks from parents in a
'keep away from my child you mentalist' sort of way, because whenever I see a small human I am compelled to pull a funny face at it and then they start to laugh at me and then their parents think I'm addled in the brain.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Cool Uncle Prof.
(, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:44, archived)