(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43,
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That is brilliant.
How many of them contain long forgotten canine corpses?
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:38,
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(mediocreha ha ha, you're reading this,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:43,
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You can call them PeadoPoles
(NinjaBadgerhides in the bushes and gives you TB.,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:36,
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The Daily Mail'd explode.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:37,
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I once tied my dog up outside a shop
and when I came back out he was sat exactly where I'd left him, staring at a child stood in front of him, exactly the same height and staring back at him.
The little mini-person was frozen in fascination, his face looking equal parts glee and terror.
Neither of them moving. Eventually my dog looked around at me and the child, as if the spell was broken, ran off screaming that fake 'give me attention' scream. His mum was in the shop, ran out and gave me the biggest evils. Bizarre.
I love mums, they always give me evils for silly reasons
this woman once told me off because her child (4ish, I think), who was running around the shop with her nowhere to be seen, fell over and I picked him back up and asked him if he was alright.
'THA FACK ARE YA SAYIN TA MY KID' I believe was the phrase she screamed.
*sigh*
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:39,
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Yeah, been there too
Same as this mummy with the child hypnotised by my dog, if you're so bothered then why was it alone anyway? especially one that young.
People are so suspicious of you trying to be helpful, I'm glad I'm not a bloke though, it's even worse!
'keep away from my child you mentalist' sort of way, because whenever I see a small human I am compelled to pull a funny face at it and then they start to laugh at me and then their parents think I'm addled in the brain.
I dunno hon. I just found it cos I'd replied in it. Innit.
(Geoff the ClownfishYou know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:34,
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The thread gets detached from the board
But still lives on in the ether
(Barbarossais not my real name,
Wed 17 Dec 2008, 10:36,
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That's always what I thought, you can still find it
but whenever I've gone back to a deleted thread all the replies have disappeared! you can post new ones, but any from before the deletion seem to be lost,