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# I DONE A SHIT IN A URINAL
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:27, archived)
# I always find that when I shit I also piss.
If I shit in a urinal I piss all over my shoes.

Are your shoes wet and pissy?

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# No
I have this thing called "bladder control"
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Hmmm. I also have bladder control.
Yet every shit I take is accompanied by a piss.

I shall try totally emptying my bladder and, 10 minutes later, empty my colon.

I'll let you know how I get on.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# Thats posh!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:32, archived)
# Speaking of which, I'm on the toilet with wicked pins and needles in my right leg.
Unfortunately, I can't get up to do anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# Your computer must smell
Get off the loo and see a specialist in acupuncture.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:35, archived)
# USE COMPUTER ON LEG
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:40, archived)
# >You have pooped on your leg.
>You are dead.
>Your score: 4 out of 160
>Would you like to play again? Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:45, archived)
# Who sews in the toilet?
That's just silly.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:50, archived)
# I DO THAT SORT OF THING, YOU KNOW?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:51, archived)
# That sounds like fun. I shall try the same
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 3:34, archived)
# ME TOO!!!!!!
I recommend you do it when you have the TROTS.....It's MUCH easier to poke down the hole.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 19 Dec 2008, 6:55, archived)