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# If Mictoboy jumped off Cliff Richard would you do too?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# if Mictoboy jumped *on* Cliff Richard I'd join in the carnage
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:00, archived)
# It's a little known fact that Sir Cliff is actually the height of your average cliff.
He is regularly used for suicide attempts.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:02, archived)
# yes but
aren't the suicide attempts just people listening to his entire back catalogue in one sitting?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# Actually if you listen to his entire back catalogue in one sitting you die of old age.
If you line up all of Sir Cliff's albums back to back it's last for over 3000 years. The exact duration of time is called a Wimbledon.
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Am i his bitch now?
and does it effect me claiming my unemployment benefits?
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:18, archived)
# Yes you still get your 40p a week!
(, Tue 23 Dec 2008, 10:25, archived)