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[challenge entry] *gives up and goes to watch wallace and gromit*

From the A Star Wars Christmas challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:32, archived)
# *will also be watching wallace and gromit*
But happy Christmas mate :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Did you see Were Rabbit earlier?
I hadn't seen it before, but it was ace :D

Merry Christmas to you and yours sir! And to all the animals at the Zoo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# It bored me so much
that I considered choking on my own vomit for something to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:40, archived)
# What?
You sir are evil! And that is why you live in Switzerland ;)

Merry Christmas sir!

I loved the little bunny wabbits :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:42, archived)
# merry chrimbo you!
how was dinner?
mine was nyomptious but riverghosts was better!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Mine was ace!
Just me my mum and her husband, a 6 kilo turkey, 3 kilo ham, enough pigs in blankets to choke a large pony, plenty of Sage and Onion, and no Brussel Sprouts. Not because I dont like them mind, just because my mum refused to cook them properly as she does every year!

What did you have in God's own country?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:48, archived)
# Sprouts are sooo underrated
They're boiled to death and taste like shite! Parboil them, and sautee them with butter, black pepper and bacon. Taste fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
# Exactement!
I myself quite love them finely sliced, and then tossed in a bowl with cooked lardons.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:57, archived)
# I seem to have forgotten to mention that they were meant to be sliced:P
Schools! An evil regime set up to spread bad propaganda about shrouts!

EDIT: I didn't touch sweetcorn or beetroot until I was about 20 as the crap I got as school was tinned or pickled!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Ha!
It isn't schools that are the problem. It is just the history of the roast in GB. It absolutely sucks! I did mean raw though. I fucking love raw sprouts!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:03, archived)
# I've heard that.
Never tried it though. THere's a new channel 4 food fight again this Jan which will be interesting seeing the changes it made to the food industry last years.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:05, archived)
# REALLY!!!!!
Is it a proper food fight? can i play? I have a freezer full of frozen pheasants, and i reckon a spout tree would make quite a formidable weapon! oooohhh fun times!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:10, archived)
# you silly moo:P
It's like the one they did last year that almost halved the sales of battery raided chicken in the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:17, archived)
# batterry raidededs chicknyoms!
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:31, archived)
# 16 to a square meter!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:36, archived)
# truly a shit way to treat animals
i only eat free range and we have our own hens too, battery rescues, i hate the way they turn living things into a proper soulless factory process.
(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:42, archived)
# gooset goosey gander, venison
pigs in blankets, apricot and pistachio stuffing so many types of nyom! with my bro' my mum, my sis and one of my best mates! it were lush! all of the wins!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:08, archived)
# And merry christmas to you, sir!
Rabbits are best stewed...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:54, archived)
# Not the ones in that!
They are best viewed!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:56, archived)
#
See Satan?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:06, archived)
# Oh for a christmas pudding...
But they're all 500 miles away...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:07, archived)
# STALKER!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:37, archived)
# Merry christmas geezer!
Hope you are having a lovely one!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:41, archived)
# Oh, come on. It needn't come to that.
This is a funny picture, and there are some other funny pictures you haven't even seen yet lurking somewhere nearby...
Stay with us. I'm listening to Hawkwind's 'Space Ritual' and wishing I had access to drugez.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Dec 2008, 20:46, archived)
# W & G FTW!
Oh Hai micto and b3ta!



Also woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Thu 25 Dec 2008, 21:14, archived)