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[challenge entry] I told Santa I wanted to rule the galaxy! Fire up the death star lads, we're off to Lapland.

From the A Star Wars Christmas challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:50, archived)
# Hahahaha
Also 'ning and message I woke up to am MSN from someone not on my contacts list, 'how many co-codamol would it take to kill urself?'

I thought it was two in the back, two in the front and Gandi in the ashtray.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:53, archived)
# how can you get msns from non added contacts?
(or is it an email rather than an IM)

meanwhile I have solved (numerically using finite differences) Laplace's equation on a rectangle (yah big whoop etc) and I am now planing to make a fez.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# The answer is 1 co-codamol
blu-tac the co-codamol to the front of a 30 tonne lorry and wait until it reaches about 30 mph then jump out in front of it with your mouth open.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:02, archived)
# this many
*feeds*
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:24, archived)
# The exact fatal dose
depends on whether you take them orally, anally or nasally.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:36, archived)
# What about all three at once?
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:08, archived)
# giggles
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 8:58, archived)
# D'oh! May the Spang be with You!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:00, archived)
# it took ages...
...to find a source pic for a 30cm tall vader :)
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:08, archived)
# hahahahaha...
It's a great pun, I only spang the best puns - Luckily Dave the Hat isn't around I'd corpse my bandwidth.
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:10, archived)
# Hahaha!
mmm galaxy...
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:05, archived)
# hahahahaha
spot on!
(, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 12:49, archived)