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and Merry-bit-between-Xmas-&-New-Year to you!

I have been in Scotlandshire so missed all the festive fun here... Did I miss much?

PS: Woo to that ^

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)

you missed me getting my cock out a while ago

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)

Was it so small it would be easily missed?

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)

:'( So mean, it's not my fault.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)

^ What she said

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)

sorry, I was drunk and thought it was a cracker

so I pulled it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)

I enjoyed it.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

& I had a white (and sticky) Christmas

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

Ha ha ha... was it stuffed and roasted?

When you gut a turkey, it is know as "drawing". If you did a bad job of gutting your male christmas turkey, would the result be a CDC?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)

you missed a family row

and my Xmas dinner at the in-laws- a fucking curry. What kind of a cunt has a curry for Xmas dinner?
HUMBUGGERY.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)

An Indian cunt?

mmmmmmmmm Priya Rai

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)

oh yeah.

Well they aren't Indian- just cunts.

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)

I thought I may have had a chance to give my uncle's missus a bollocking (oh matron etc)

silly cow.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)