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[challenge entry] Merry-bit-between-Xmas-&-New-Year to you all

From the A Star Wars Christmas challenge. See all 211 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:38, archived)
# and Merry-bit-between-Xmas-&-New-Year to you!
I have been in Scotlandshire so missed all the festive fun here... Did I miss much?

PS: Woo to that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:46, archived)
# you missed me getting my cock out a while ago
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Was it so small it would be easily missed?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:49, archived)
# :'( So mean, it's not my fault.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:56, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 10:03, archived)
# sorry, I was drunk and thought it was a cracker
so I pulled it
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:51, archived)
# I enjoyed it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# & I had a white (and sticky) Christmas
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# Ha ha ha... was it stuffed and roasted?

When you gut a turkey, it is know as "drawing". If you did a bad job of gutting your male christmas turkey, would the result be a CDC?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:59, archived)
# you missed a family row
and my Xmas dinner at the in-laws- a fucking curry. What kind of a cunt has a curry for Xmas dinner?
HUMBUGGERY.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)
# An Indian cunt?
mmmmmmmmm Priya Rai
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:55, archived)
# oh yeah.
Well they aren't Indian- just cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:57, archived)
# I thought I may have had a chance to give my uncle's missus a bollocking (oh matron etc)
silly cow.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:58, archived)
# they are really fucking lost
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# tj
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post337438

vote please
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:48, archived)
# I drink gin and confuse the real world with the internet
and I have never posted on /talk
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 29 Dec 2008, 9:52, archived)