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# The Girl Who Gravity Ignored...

They tied her to a weighty ball,
When she went out to play,
Not through spite or malice;
So she wouldn't float away.
Edit: Part One over here
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# :)


edit: Part 1 is yay! too!~

(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:58, archived)
# what does everyone including M3Essential
think about aiptek graphics tablets?
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# I've never used one
I play with a wacom
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# i just bought one
i am impressed so far
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# Same here...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:06, archived)
# bloody snobs
the pair of yahs :P
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:10, archived)
# Mine is an old Graphire 2
I would so desperately love an A4 Intuos, but my local appropriates what little money I have every week.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:13, archived)
# paid for by work or I'd not have access to one
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:16, archived)
# This is very Tim Burton :D
(This is a good thing)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# *glees*
Now all I need is his paycheque, his mental hair, and a go on HBC
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# Until some Bastard came along,
And cut the f*cking string.
When asked why he'd done it
He said 'For a laugh - Why Else ?'

Ok, so it doesn't rhyme !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# That's the darker version of this story...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:09, archived)
#
She liked it less and less each time
It drove her round the bend
Because it made her feet fall off
And hair stand up on end
(I helped save b3ta! alibee I want it, but she doesn't seem so keen., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:01, archived)
# *applauds*
none of my drawing have feet... it's all that bloody crab's fault.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
#
eventually she did demand
and end to all this pain
and last was seen floating o'er head
stuck in a cloud of rain

edit: well played on your verse. :)
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)
# Haha !
I'm glad she got stuck in a raincloud.
Soggy Floaty Bint !

I hope she got raped by ducks !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:21, archived)
# That's the very dark 'R' rated version i think...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Odd that !
By nature I am a bright, sunny and generally gleeful character !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:33, archived)
#
So next time you're out & about
and the rain begins to fall
think about poor gravity girl
who they tied to a weighty ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:41, archived)
#
and if by chance you should look up
to laugh, make fun and jeer
keep in mind that drop falling down
just might be poor gravity girl's tear
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:46, archived)
# :( mimimi
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:47, archived)
# I got a little lip tremble too...


):
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:49, archived)
#
To make sure though, just taste it
and with a lot of luck
it won't be gravity's tear you taste
just God who's shot his muck.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:51, archived)
# haha! hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:52, archived)
# Or she might
Be having a piss.
Or a particularly runny shit.

Or it might be Rainy Rag Week.
Or it might even be Duck Spunk pouring from her Raped Arse.


(I'm still having trouble getting these to rhyme!)


(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:56, archived)
# I am waiting for her eyes to pop out and float away
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# *Applauds loudly*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:02, archived)
# *bows*
nice hat!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Ithengyew
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:05, archived)
# I went though the EU directives
And this is officially 12 kinds of wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Tha's ver' kind...
Now all I need is to master the other 17 and I'll be a god.

A god I tell you!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:07, archived)
# The other 17 pance smell of poo so I wouldn't be too worried!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:28, archived)
# Nicely tagged, too
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:12, archived)
# this is one of the most gleefull things I've seen
:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:22, archived)
# i like this muchly
edit: cheaky pea

(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:32, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
I like this muchly too
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Lovely
More of this please
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 19:42, archived)