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# bark: sold out.


also, this is what my pending surgery will involve.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:11, archived)
# Arf!

 
Assorted wiggly things crossed and best hopes for success etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:17, archived)
# woof!
bloody waiting is the hardest part. i may have to do this at gunpoint. also, i got my morphine upped yesterday. double-dosage, mmmm....

what the fuck is going on with cr3static.com? it's making my b3ta slow.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:20, archived)
# Are you going to have to hold you leg up like that the whole time?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:20, archived)
# no, i have slaves to do that.
the ones who aren't carrying me about in a sedan chair will be either fanning me with giant moonflowers or elevating my limbs.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:22, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:23, archived)
# mysterious strikethrough!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:24, archived)
# I think he means limb, singular.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:36, archived)
# i thought he was implying i only had one slave. war was nearly declared.
they only have to elevate the one limb, but i'm having them all elevated so i feel like i'm floating on a cloud of crushed dreams.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:38, archived)
# ELEVATOR LADY LEVITATE ME
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:53, archived)
# NOW I FEEL DEBASED.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:02, archived)
# Let me know if you like the idea of surgical rakes pulling apart your muscular tissue
we can chat over gaz later
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:23, archived)
# eh, whatever gets me fixed is fine by me.
i'm more concerned that anyone who trains on this will be surprised when i start bleeding and that i have to shave my leg.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:25, archived)
# How much are pants?
Hope it all goes textbook.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:31, archived)
# pants are free, but it's illegal to wear them.
you're horrible! textbooks are full of illuminating errors.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:34, archived)
# awwwww
 
bark's off, love
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:37, archived)
# and it was fresh this morning. i have crap luck.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:42, archived)
# heh
 
I was thinking of this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDZdpdRYtII

and yes, I had that record
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:50, archived)
# ahahahahahaha!
"toothbrush holesmanship!" or in other words, once a year... milk's off.

that was great.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:59, archived)
# My mum had that surgery about 3 weeks ago.
The recovery involves immense pain despite great painkillers.

The nurse let me pull out one of the staples, I was all like YEAH! I'M PULLING A STAPLE OUT MY MUM'S FAT FLESH and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:48, archived)
# haha, i'll let you pull mine out if you like.
but i'm hoping for stitches instead. or a giant bolt and padlock setup.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:50, archived)
# I hope it goes well for you.
After 3 weeks Mum can now put her full weight on it, although I suspect you are younger and much less massive.

She was so out of it on the tablets, I was able to purloin a few for my own recreational use. They were good pills, for a couple of days I couldn't tell shit from dirty pudding.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:58, archived)
# i'm 41 and getting lardier by the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:03, archived)
# She is 61 and ball-shaped.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 16:37, archived)
# NO MORE BARK
also: good luck with the kneefun
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 5:55, archived)
# thank you, it will be fun, i hope.
the drugs certainly are.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 6:00, archived)
# ow
nice big, bugger bout the surgery. get some snaps and shop em to us ( sans mincemeat )
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:32, archived)
# you are a 76 year old man
AICMFP

arf and to le pic :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 7 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# Dog doesn't look very happy at having sold all his bark
He must be doing good business.



In other news, I have OA in both knees, and will probably need this very same surgery before I hit 45. Yay me.

Good luck with it. I understand it makes a hell of a difference to your mobility and pain levels.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 7 Jan 2009, 11:20, archived)