Ride a cock horse to Banbury Cross.
To see a fine lady upon a white horse,
With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
She shall have music wherever she goes.
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 15:59,
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With rings on her fingers and bells on her toes,
She shall have music wherever she goes.
And all the boys would emphasise the 'cock' - lollerz
See also, 'Who killed COCK Robin'
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:00,
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Ride a horsecock, down Banbury docks
As the sailors all fumble and tug at your frock.
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:04,
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There's loads of sailors in Banbury. LOADS.
Cock a ride horse and bury a sock
Before jumping on pigeons and jizzing on rocks.
Or something.
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:05,
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Before jumping on pigeons and jizzing on rocks.
Or something.
Suck a sailor's cock in Banbury
and they'll give you a fiver.....wherever she goes.
I'm not very good at this.
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:08,
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I'm not very good at this.
It's pointless charging Scots over 50p for anything.
You'd have just nutted me and stolen all my skag.
arse
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:14,
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arse
I only said it in the hope that you'd say:
"It wouldn't be 50p for you, it'd be 100% free, with extras and a bag of chips and a fag for after."
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:19,
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No woman's free, man.
*shakes head and stares out into middle distance*
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:20,
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Not me!
Wait... yes, you're right. I forgot the litre of IRNBRU. Now it's romantic.
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:28,
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Hahahaha!
I imagine you saying that like Julie Walters in Personal Services.
Before she becomes a prossie like.
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Fri 9 Jan 2009, 16:15,
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Before she becomes a prossie like.