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# allan/zen/[email protected]?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:36, archived)
# I've just had to go into their press services thingi. Do we count as the press?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:38, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:40, archived)
# Good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:41, archived)
# Numpty
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:48, archived)
# oh god no
no!

remember what happened with lisa
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:49, archived)
# Bollocks is that her.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:52, archived)
# if it is she can..
er..

what?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Oh dear, have I slipped into Westcuntryisms on the internet again.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Krek waiters peak Bristle.
Whale oil beef hooked.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# oh my god, he's gone ethnic!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:04, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:53, archived)
# Also, customer service know fuck all about things higher up.
I contacted PUBLIC RELATIONS! Yeh huh!
edit:
To whosoever this may concern,

I am a member of the online whimsy site b3ta.com and have a rather odd request for information. We would be very interested to know how many allen (sometimes called hex) keys Ikea sourced/produced during 2008, and at what cost per unit. I understand that you have no obligation to release financial information, this is just a humble request. If you could supply this information, or direct me to where I might be able to obtain it, I would be most grateful.

Thank you for your time, and in anticipation of reply,

Mue
for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# Don't listen to him Mue!
This is a man that talks to himself.

EDIT:

Dear createor of what I can take and not pay you for.

Allen keys are created by filthy immigrants.

Yours

Julie Moult
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Huzzah!!
keep me informed!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Splendid.
Top work.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:57, archived)
# Top work

Although I wouldn't have used the word whimsy.
Rapist maybe, but whimsy, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:00, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:54, archived)
# WRONG TIMING HURTS HEAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:55, archived)
# Sara - waiting - connected
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 18:56, archived)
# Double barrelled
She must be posh.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 19:03, archived)